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Op. Thunderstorm
03:45
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2. |
I Don't Go
02:24
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I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't go
IIIII Don't know
IIIII OOO wah
IIIIII OOO wah
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Vertigo
02:11
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"I stand by the gravestone and look down into it, Its my grave"
"But how do you know?"
"I know"
"But is there a name on the gravestone?"
"It's noon,"
"What else?"
"There's a tower and a bear and a garden,
seems to be in spain,
always in spain,
Something's gone."
"Portrait do you see a portrait?"
"No..."
"If I could just find the key, the beginning and put it together."
"Explain it away. there is no way to explain it. I'm mad. That would explain it wouldn't it?"
-Sampled from Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo scene of John Ferguson and Madeline
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I was smoking on some shatter
Got me feeling like Mick Jagger
My strains stay strong
My blunts stay fatter, one philly, one ladder
I climb so high that it's getting cold
I gotta ease my mind,
Slow down the flow and tip toe
Start my 'rari
Puff
Bit toe
Mrs. Puff Puf Pass
Spongebob skippin' class
Spunny bob slow your roll
I know you just ate about 3 of those
I could see it in your face
that you fuckin' love outer space
All the holes in your brain
get replaced by your face
All those scoops of Ice cream in your brainium
I get lost in that show,
every character is in my aquarium
I feel like Dave the barbarian
or am I just a viking?
Steal your town,
fuck your bitch
still the same shit
like 1000 A.D.
No HD or HIV
only insomnia
Scratch that like a ten dollar crossword
Just hit that jackpot
understood
it's all good
We're all winners and we're all fuckin' sinners
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5. |
In The Clear
01:28
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There's only so much I can do to make it through to you
There's only so much I can do to make it through to you
There's only so much I can do to make it through to you
When I was growing up,
didn't talk too much
Kept at my own pace,
wasn't running any race
The stars they spin too much,
my stomach feels so sick
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6. |
Locked Out
02:12
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You've locked yourself out
I've eaten your keys
You've locked yourself out
I've eaten your keys
You've locked yourself out
You lost your key
You've locked yourself out
I've eaten your key
You've locked yourself oooouuuuuuutttttttt
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7. |
Boots
01:19
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8. |
Concord
02:25
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She tells me she hates my ways
She tells me she won't stay
She tells me she hates me anyways
She tells me she hates my ways
She tells me she won't say
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9. |
2cii
02:45
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"Walk on the road
Walk right side
Walk Left side, safe side
Walk middle, sooner or later you get the squish just like grape
Here karate same thing,
either you karate do, yes, or karate do, no
You karate do, so just like grape,
understand?
Now ready?" -Pat Morita/Karate Kid
"You have offended my family and you have offended a Shaolin temple
You have offended my family and you have offended a Shaolin temple
Walk on the road
Walk right side
Walk Left side, safe side
Walk middle, sooner or later you get the squish just like grape" -Bruce Lee/Enter The Dragon
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10. |
Mr. Sorry Eyes
04:04
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I'm looking through you
I'm looking through you
One two three
that's what it'll be
One two three
that's what it'll be
One two three
that's what it'll be
One two three
that's what it'll be
One two three
that's what it'll be
(repeats)
I'm looking for you
I'm looking through you
Hey Mr. Sorry eyes
I'll leave you alone
Hey Mr. Sorry guy
I'm so sorry
Hey Mr. Sorry eyes
I'll leave you alone
Hey Mr. sorry guy
I'm so alone
Hey Mr. Sorry eyes
I'll leave ya alone
Hey Mr. Sorry guy
I'm not home
Hey mr. Sorry eyes
I'll leave it alone
Hey Mr. Sorry guy
I must go
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11. |
Chicken Finger
02:52
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12. |
Bobby B
02:46
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13. |
Bill Freeze
02:16
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14. |
Destroyer
03:04
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I love you
I love you
I love you
(repeats)
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15. |
Riverboat Red
02:04
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(indiscernible things)
Do that cheap job,
Buy that car
You're gonna go far little girl
You think you got that home but you don't have at all
Don't you know it?
I don't think I'd have to tell
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16. |
Buffy
02:51
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None, absolutely none
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17. |
North Star
02:31
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I miss being safe
I miss the night blending into day
I'm feeling too much of nothing and it's making something I can't stop
I'm feeling too much of nothing and it's making something I can't cop
I'm feeling too much of nothing and it's making something I can't stop
I'm feeling too much of nothing and it's making something I can't cop
All of your friends are in your head
and all of mine are dead
I'm feeling too much of nothing and it's making something I can't cop
I'm feeling too much of nothing and it's making something I can't stop
All of your friends are in your head
and all of mine are long dead
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18. |
Pazazu's Revenge
03:04
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We were such good friends
I thought I'd see you to the end
Oh no, forget about me
Just let me be me
Didn't daddy teach you how to act?
Didn't mommy teach you how to bend?
Didn't daddy teach you how to act?
Didn't mommy teach you how to bend?
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19. |
Arabian Blues
02:11
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Motha Fucka Motha Fucka Motha Fucka You
Chaka chaka chaka chaka ooo
Mother Fucka Motha Fucka Motha Fucka You
Chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka oooo
(repeats)
Motha Fucka Motha Fucka Motha Fucka You
Chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka aku
Motha Fucka Motha Fucka Motha Fucka You
Chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka OOOOOO
Motha Fucka Motha Fucka Motha Fucka You
Chaka chaka chaka chaka chaka aku
Motha Fucka Motha Fucka OOO OOO OO
Motha Fucka Motha Fucka YOUU OOO OOO
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20. |
Stryker
01:41
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21. |
An Honest Person
02:12
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I never asked for you, father
these days I don't even bother with the flow of hatred
trafficking out your window
In the present stance,
I'll deny thee
that would wish to pry open my dry eyes
Your words mean nothing to me
You'll never walk amongst the likes of us
I know you would hate to be
I'm an honest person
I've led an honest life
It's the most I'd say to you
To be received in your rotting years of setting suns and skipping stones,
Don't tell me you don't know when the chill hits your bones
I know you lied to me
I know you lied to me
Why can't you just let me be?
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22. |
Leave in Silence
02:00
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